Sunday, September 18, 2011

Chicks With Chainsaws

In celebration of the fact that it's Sunday morning.  I give to you my top 5 photos of Chicks with Chainsaws!  What does this have to do with Sunday morning, you may ask?  What's the connection?  Beats the crap out of me!  I just wanted to post up some pics of hot chicks holding mechanical weapons of mass bodily harm!  Let's kick off the countdown!

#5
I'm pretty sure this was like for a chainsaw ad or something.  It's not really a very artistic photo, but damn, if that girl doesn't look like she's ready to mess you up but good!  Seriously!  Look at her!  She means business.

















#4
I like to think that this lass here just finished sawing up a My Little Pony....or some other cute, cuddly little critter!  Warms the cockles of my heart to see pink blood dripping off a chainsaw......

















#3
I think that I were getting chased by her, I would just let her carve me up.  And I would die with a smile on my face.  I've got a serious soft spot for chicks with tattoos.  This one's covered in 'em AND she's wielding a chainsaw.  YES PLEASE!
















#2
I just happened to stumble across this picture and immediately I knew she was going to be in the countdown.  I have no clue when this photo was taken, but I like to imagine that it was taken somewhere around 1987.  This chick looks like she means BUSINESS!  Look at that saw!  Holy crap!  Leatherface would be proud.  So not only is this girl hot and her saw huge, but it's got that awesome retro vibe to it, which earns it the #2 spot.


























#1
Yep, Numero Uno is this epic masterpiece of beauty and carnage.  The Crazy Babysitter Twins!!!  This one has got it all....gorgeous girls, blood dripping chainsaw, nice creepy atmosphere....AND it's got the bonus machete to boot!  What's not to love?

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Starfish Hitler

Every once in a while you just come across something so fucking awesome that you have to share it.  This is one of those times.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, Kamen Rider X vs Starfish Hitler!  FUCK YEEEAAAAUUUUHHHH!


Watching this make me all warm and fuzzy inside.  I love, love, LOVE living in a world that gives us weird shit like this on a constant basis.  It also makes me want to watch far more Japanese television.  Friggin brilliant.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Halloween, Bettering Myself and other Random Stuff

Yep, the summer is definitely in it's final days......as I noted before Pumpkin Spice coffee is back at Dunkin Donuts (as well as other fine coffee slinging institutions), Target has put out their Halloween Greeting Cards and the candy is coming out in spoooooky bins and the craft stores are bringing out their stock of decorations.

Holly and I went to A.C. Moore's the other day to pick up some candles (What?  We like good smelling candles!).  While we were there, I stumble across this bad monkey:

video

Awesome right?  I'm actually a bit pissed because if I had even half a brain, I would have made ALL the Mummies dance.  Hindsight is 20/20, eh?  Just imagine an epic line dance of Thriller Mummies.......I might have to go back to make that happen.

In other news I have decided to try and go back to school.  I've tired of the EMS field and it is definitely not something that I want to do for the rest of my life.....so I've decided that I'm going to go back and get my degree in computer sciences.  I've always had an interest in programming and have even made some simple (and I do mean SIMPLE) programs when I was younger.  Okay well, I didn't design the program.....I just tweaked it slightly from the original code.  Of course that was also back in the day of the Commodore 64.....but anywhoo, that's the scoop on that.